January 2012
25 posts
“Lyin is for suckas”
– Ex Con
“I had a face, but I think I coughed it completely off.”
– Me (in regards my current cold)
Conversation at work - outbound call
Me: Is Paula there?
Male: No she is on a mission. She is out there smoking that crack cocaine, I ain't seen her in months.
Me: Umm ok, have a good day
The pooping gentleman
I was dropping a deuce at work and there was a guy in the stall next to me, and I sneezed, and he said “God Bless You” to me thru the stall doors. Weird.
“Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.”
– Your mom
Testing Testing....
Tap Tap… Is this thing on?