Lyin is for suckas– Ex Con
I had a face, but I think I coughed it completely off.– Me (in regards my current cold)
Conversation at work - outbound call
Me: Is Paula there?
Male: No she is on a mission. She is out there smoking that crack cocaine, I ain't seen her in months.
Me: Umm ok, have a good day
The pooping gentleman
I was dropping a deuce at work and there was a guy in the stall next to me, and I sneezed, and he said “God Bless You” to me thru the stall doors. Weird.
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.– Your mom
Tap Tap… Is this thing on?