Point taken and you’re a dumb bitch.
Mmmm I love the taste of icy hot, prunes, and ovaltine. And that just what grandma tastes like in the morning.
And I thought my horse had thunder thighs…
Why, yes. Yes I do.
“Lyin is for suckas” — Ex Con
Keeping it classy Cleveland.
“I had a face, but I think I coughed it completely off.” — Me (in regards my current cold)
Yes that license plate says “IS GOD 4U”. My answer: Umm is he gonna get my ass out of this traffic jam, which is why Im so close to ur car to read ur stupid plate anyways?
Enough said.
This is a fitting name name for the magazine don’t ya think?
I was dropping a deuce at work and there was a guy in the stall next to me, and I sneezed, and he said “God Bless You” to me thru the stall doors. Weird.
“Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.” —
This lady just looks likes she knows her some Jesus. Just call her up, give her your credit card number, and you can buy ur way right past the pearly gates to kick it with her favorite homeboy: the Jesus
At least my apartment complex knows when the trash compactor is full.