It’s Canadian, it costs $1.50 and it gets u drunk.

I don’t know if the round bulbous head was necessary, but now I assume by “after party” they mean in some dude’s ass on the floor of a public restroom, or maybe a Denny’s if he is lucky.

I guess the Million Dollar Man was right, even Donkey Kong has a price.

Why DK?!?! Why?????

Look at this shit!

I can’t believe this guy is frying fish without a shirt on.. How dangerous! He is so going to end up getting grease burns on his chest.

• photo VIA Mashable

Can u figure out a way to make broadcasting “I fuck for money” look more majestic?

• photo VIA Failblog

So, 180 lb. Tumors are in right now right?

Is it just me or does he kinda look like a certain Star Wars character with a human torso?

• photo VIA CNN.com

Mmmm, Cured Ox Cocks in a jar. I wonder what that liquid is they are housed in. Well, they are Germany’s #1 brand so at least we know they’re top notch.

I think we all had that story in high school about the dumb skank and the frozen hot dog, looks like those German bitches don’t fuck around.

I think Uncle Remus’s endorsement makes anything better.

Cleveland.

Tap Tap… Is this thing on?